Sometimes even superheroes have off days
With the day of filming nearly upon them they decide on the Head Writers decide on the best way to vigilante
The List Written By Bradley Clark & Jermaine Hurley
The List: The List is the Life of Bobb The Caretaker of The Milky Way and Inventor of Laziness. The List of things Bobb’s Done, The list of things to do, and the list of employees that make the cast of in what can only be described as the closest thing to the truth.
The Meaning Of Life by John the Catfish
Our universe as we know it was invented by a group called The Collective aka The Committee. Who are responsible for the milky ways inhabitants. Which is seen as a nursery to the other universes.
Due to it infancy, or constant calamity… its currently running in safe mode where nothing goes completely extinct, as soon as the last two of any kind of thing is sent to the holding bay in Atlantis.
However due to an oversight the last 2 of any species become immortal and sent to the holding bay regardless of what sex is left…..
Resulting in awkward same sex companionships and outer species breeding resulting in human beings being created which essentially every remaining animal from the moment Bobb was given the job crafted in Bobbs frame work. Nobody knows who had the job before only that Billl may of had it at one point
(OK Who the FUCK is BOBB & Who The Fuck Is Billl?!?!)
I’m Getting to that……this stuff is important
Only the 1st and last of any kind can exist in the holding bay at one time….as its the place of destruction and creation and acts as a back up….reset and…..to prevent another dinosaur style mass suicide….
Theres been alot of them However the Committee like dinosaurs…. (Damn That DRAGON) had 4 versions…..even gave them several planets…Saturn……Uranus…Mars….. several species lost mainly due to a severe design flaw getting out of hand no back ups until Bobb came along…..
The Plan: In order for Humans to survive longer than the dinosaurs Bobb Set Out to invent several religions in hopes that humans will guess theres no such thing or that not all of them can be true
The List: What Bobb has done, what he will do and what he has to deal with when he wakes up….
Factions Editied By Bobb
A badly designed predecessor to humanity often suicidal and anxious due to their high intelligence and inappropriate limbs. The committee was forced to abandon the design after several mass suicides sent them over the celestial budget resource wise…… some remain in the ark constantly threatening to kill themselves know full well they can’t…..How I Love Safe Mode.
A group of 12 beings that used to be on mount Olympus that debate the selling points of the Milky Way a new galaxy and potential tourist attraction. They pitch ideas to Me The caretaker then I make their designs reality and add them to the chain. They have dabbled a bit in the life of mortals to make them more interesting but tend not to dabble too much as babying a species causes them to be over reliant. All 12 have 3 forms their real form, an animal form and their astral projection form….. a form which allows them to speak to a species on their level and not freak them out. Their animal forms are often used in the meeting room so that no major injuries are suffered during debates. and hardly anybody seen their real forms
Before I was About there was Beast and Dinosaurs co-existing over the plains of Pangea. Beast such as griffins, minotaurs, Centuars, Dragons, huge Anocondas, krakkens and talking trees The majority of which stay within the ark and cross breed different species to be added to the chain.
The Everyman company
The Everyman company is a fleet of clones sent out into every era of time of human history in order for the plan to follow its course. Often affulent and have the surname Veryman. During your time there are 3 everymen due to the flux of activity over the last 100 years. Everymen cannot die but vanish after 100 years with the memories transferring to the next in line like a passing of a torch
made by Billl a caretaker twice before me (Person Inbetween really messed things Up to the point i had to reset everything) by doing so he broke the one of the main rules (let them figure it out) in turn he was demoted to scapegoat and is blamed for everything that goes wrong
Places and Objects of Interest by Bobb
Atlantis: Atlantis stands in a pocket between reality and light and becomes visible every 2 thousand years to the naked eye (Naked People) Labelled as the Ark in the Past due to its role after the flood holding 2 of every animal part of the safe mode testing era of man’s cycle (kind of like a fire drill but for a whole planet) also know as the SIB: Space In Between
The Hub: a Place where Everything is made for use sort of like a design garage also doubles up as a place where you can actually get a phone signal.
Holding Bay: a sort of airlock area where new species get transferred to upon creation whether internal, external dropped in or by accident or by joint ventures
The Book: a dimension where rules are made and etched into stone Tablet by Abraham, Mohammed and Jesus just kidding its just My diary……. which is in a dimension which holds Jesus, Mohammed, Abraham Buddha and Ganesh…so humans go cold turkey of this religion nonsense… Its fairly complicated but fits perfectly on my shelf
Bobb’s Bed: Erm its a four poster memory foam has the most accurate amount of steps to the fridge, toilet and snacks making it proper….snoozy.
The Meeting Room: a Place where I Get told What To Do by small animals that argue amongst themselves.
Contingency Plan Written By Bradley Clark
Set in London in the aftermath of 2 nuclear fallouts over europe destroying the majority of london now awash with contamination and underground tunnels filled to the brim with desperation and fear in the build up to the 1st to nuclear deployment forced down to explode on the offshore island Brazil aye. An ancient Babylonian portal is disturbed and activates causing the whole earth to burn in a sporadic rings of nuclear fire knocking out major areas of human activity indirectly. Believing its an attack against them only due to communications being wiped out by star war a project thought to be discontinued since the Reagan era. America is blamed for testing a new weapon without proper intel of the deserted island. With Jerusalem destroyed the remainder of Israelites and Palestinians form together and launch the remainder of the against the west and the east leaving only a few pockets of life left. A prophecy of a burning earth, sunken cities, and the overwhelming stench of death means the builders/Nephilim are destined to rise up to clear the foundation and start a new.
Season 1 covers the life of Gable Jones and Shane Dale in the beginnings of fallouts with flashbacks of their former lifes and glimpses of the politics of a third world war/extinction level event & details the people put in charge of creating the contingency plan.
Factions Season 1
Crawlers: Humans who mainly survive in the shadows known to run on all fours and are exceptional climbers, and have developed immunities to irradiated food and water. Lead by Gable for a short period after their former leader Scrambles is found dead with strange bite marks.
The Stands: a rival group of the crawlers that fight for territory. lead by a former Punk Artist thought to be dead before the fallouts Mr Vicious. Mr Vicious headed a contingency splinter cell in london after being a targeted by the Mob for unpaid debts The Stands have strong military background and Hardly suffer from the radiation on the surface. The Stands have an uneasy relationship with the unpredictable crawlers as both blame the other side for the maulings both not knowing what truly is behind it.
The Fallen: a Mass Mob of survivors that have gone crazy from the change and can be extremely violent and volatile both to outsiders and them selves They have no leader but often hidden within the crowd of ghosts lies a person that speaks the truth.
The Guardians: Steam powered Mechanical Suited soldiers that guard the gardens of importance often Battling the Fallen Underground and search for Water sources to Fuel the Gardens
Boyd-Brothwick: one of 3 Head Scottish Clans lead By the raven of edinburgh. The Clan lives by the motto Confido Qui Conducit (I Trust He Who Leads) a cult like clan with an unknown leader that wears hood covering their face. Their Solider are called The Flock Of Murder.
Crosbie-Dalmahoy: Live By the motto; I Shall rise again Without fear. A a defiant warrior clan from Glasgow Lead by Rose of Dundee. A woman who has suffered under the house of Boyd-Brothwick due to her refusal to burn a remaining defiant village refusing to follow her orders from the raven. A mutiny ensues the village is burned and she is court marshaled and sentenced to death. Mr vicious organizes a jailbreak to avenge the death of his brother that lived in the defiant village. They control the lowlands of scotland a sparse landscape with few water sources. Their Soldiers are Called the Thorns as they protect The Rose.
Graham-Forsyth: Live By The Motto; “Do not forget Troubles are connected with the cross” a neutral clan who survives via trade and repairs. Lead by an “old” married couple collectively known as the Parents and their soldiers are called The Kids as they are essentially teenagers taken in by the parents.
The Nephilm: Believed to be the earths ultimate defense mechanism the nephilm are one of the 1st beings in existence. Hibernating in the core they rise up and destroy everything so things can start again. occasionally they send wanderers out to scout for food often snacking on species they like the taste of. They know no masters, they know no mercy.
The Farm: A man known only as the farmer surrounded by hulk like mutants called the farmers boys that Collects the remains of the countryside and farms them, considering that there no animals near by his meat and milk are strange. However livestock is in abundance from all the tin cans he has.
THE GUYS: WRITTEN BY BRADLEY CLARK & JERMAINE HURLEY
The Guys: A Comic Action Sitcom based in London, following The successes and failures (mostly Failures) of a bunch of guys currently with no superpowers taking on a range of sinister groups, life choices, and one liners that will make Hit Girl blush, Batman laugh, and Professor X Have a Headache.
Message From the Head Writer
Because some men aren’t looking for anything logical, like money. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
– Alfred Pennyworth The Dark Knight
Then there are Some who are Oblivious to their importance…..
These Are the Guys you are about to meet. Over the past 2 years we have been stressed and relaxed formulating this crazy narrative where stuff Happens to the guys then in the last 3 months we’ve completely owned the madness we are about to unleash. which is good as the deadline is approaching and we are almost finished…….. the writing…..Oh dear well the good thing is its a journey we wish to embark on.
The Guys are our Friends, our fears & doubts, and other stuff we can not control all rolled into one neat package we can control….not because we are control freaks, its because somebody else has to watch it and love it too.
I’m a firm believer that job satisfaction is more important than money but not more important than food…..although i have often left the computer and murdered the fridge accidentally.
I like the term Word Pimp as to Editor and Making stuff up as to Writing after all its meant to be fun. I never liked titles as they are restrictive, but like I said before somebody else has to watch it and love it too.
As much as my inner hippy hates to admit it Order gets things done a lot quicker…….
as well as doing stuff rather than complaining……
And we need to get things done…….
So instead of killing my inner hippy I’ve given it a consultancy role so expect a mild form of morale compass thrown in once and a while with social commentary from an artist viewpoint occasionally but not too much its a comic sit-com after all….
so without further adieu Here are The Guys in Written conceptual form for information purposes
All The Best
Head Writer @ WYLION
Origin: Natural Birth
Power Origin: Mono the Mofo (Outer Galactic being here on work experience)
Power Origin Background: Mono the Mofo Working at the Everyman Company Forced to create meta humans for Veronica’s Amazon project. Mono the Mofo needing a reference and a back up plan develops a permanent solution in the form of the 5 guys who fit the bill according to mono the mofo. Which is to both stop the plans of veronica taking over the world and to entertain him too.
However this indirectly causes the universe’s safe mode to malfunction as the gifts exaggerate the users main traits into a super power making them the 1st of their kind as their DNA goes beyond humanity and all irregularities go to the Atlantis (the universes pocket interdimensional holding bay) and then the adventure merely begins
Public opinion: Sways often on the side of pity but loved overall
The guys are a bunch of guys that have absolutely no ability (Ordinary) To the point the lack of ability becomes a superpower (But Not really). Then they get superpowers and the uphill struggle begins
Group Dynamics: Disorderly, dysfunctional lovable, are family in the sense that they alway have an obligation to each of their wellbeing even to past members
Bases: Dave’s House, Double L’s House & the Atlantis Pocket